The End Of Shite...*&^%$£!!!
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Avril Lavigne. As I have so eloquently put it in the past, we don't hate her because she's fake or crap. We hate her because she looks like a bitch faced panda. That bloody concealer that she wears on her face and that black eyeliner fucking irritates me and I know I'm not the only one. Websites have sprung up everywhere decrying her fakery and this is a good thing, after all there's nothing worse in the punk bible than fakeness is there? Silly journalistic bums from some magazines (NME) have decided that Avril is the saviour of guitar pop and that silly fool Dave Grohl has also stuck his big nose in and welcomed her into the world of punk. Please, she didn't even write 'Sk8r Boi' or whatever that shit is called. She's a fake, sexless robot. At least Britney knows where she is on the music ladder and doesn't pretend she actually makes a difference unlike that silly panda bitch Avril - who honestly believes she's underground. Worse, some assholes call her the new 'Alanis'. My whole family had to restrain me from cutting my wrists when I read that.
So what happens when a manufactured artist (I use the term very loosely) is a success? The industry floods us with copycat artists. Copying shite can only lead to worse, more diluted shite and so...
Amy Studt is a new breed of singer according to her label "19 Management". She writes her own songs you see, and she's not into fake pop. What her label doesn't reveal though is that her management were responsible for creating...The Spice Girls. Amy's first song was okay but her second abomination should have been put aborted at birth. It's called 'Misfit' (nicknamed Shitty Fit by myself) and it's so contrived and fake. I fucking hate her for having the cheek to launch music career. It'll bomb to death I'm hoping. Nearly as bad are Busted - a boy band with a punk image. They sing about traveling "to the year 3000" in their latest song so let's hope the fuckers stay there.
As usual I want your opinions. But let's face it, Avril and her ilk are as fake as Pamela Anderson's tits.
